Art of the Folked

What year is it? By the time you read this, channels may no longer be a thing.

They say I'm the monster, but who created this freakshow anyway? Wasn't me.

I don't know doctor. I just don't feel right lately. It's this hazy kind of bored feeling.

Why do people find me intimidating? I'm a pretty nice guy.

Coming soon to a store near you.

I'm starting to think this doctor guy doesn't really know what he's doing here.

I feel like I'm cracking up.

Yeah. I don't need to read the book or watch the movie. I looked at the pictures and got the…

Over the coming weeks, you will be bombarded with more images of toast than you can ever imagine. We will…

What do you think? Looks like it needs another turn in the toaster.

My doctor loved looking at my body. It was so strong and powerful.

Andre the Giant did not play Bigfoot on the 1970's Incredible Hulk show. That was a different guy. Andre played…