I Like My Toast With Pixel Jelly

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Today I met a robot. He has a gun. He shoots the gun, but not at me. He won’t break…

You were scraped out of my mind 3 yrs and 2 months ago.

Readers submission from Fritzy McGee (age 7) of Lansing Michigan Fritzy writes: "dear emtoast, you are delicious in the morning…