Toast With Low to Questionable Moral Fiber

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Today I met a robot. He has a gun. He shoots the gun, but not at me. He won’t break…

Readers submission from Fritzy McGee (age 7) of Lansing Michigan Fritzy writes: "dear emtoast, you are delicious in the morning…

It’s a worldwide epidemic.