I don't know doctor. I just don't feel right lately. It's this hazy kind of bored feeling.

Why do people find me intimidating? I'm a pretty nice guy.

Coming soon to a store near you.

I'm starting to think this doctor guy doesn't really know what he's doing here.

This event is happening in our local area. Begin painting toasts on all of our local area streets and you…

I feel like I'm cracking up.

A time will come when your sins will finally catch up to you. Only you know what you've done, and…

Yeah. I don't need to read the book or watch the movie. I looked at the pictures and got the…

I wonder what the limit for title length really is? Could I just keep making the title longer and longer…

Over the coming weeks, you will be bombarded with more images of toast than you can ever imagine. We will…

What do you think? Looks like it needs another turn in the toaster.

My doctor loved looking at my body. It was so strong and powerful.

Which monster is more handsome?

Andre the Giant did not play Bigfoot on the 1970's Incredible Hulk show. That was a different guy. Andre played…

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Based on the highly anticipated Will Ferrell movie Gatorz, a new animated series has been announced. It will follow Gator,…