Sun Worshippin' Dracula
What are you doing Dracula? Be careful man. I guess you really like the sun a lot. It seems like you have sun wallpaper now? How did you get all red like that? Are you going outside again? We talked about this. You have to be careful. How are you going to make it to your 600th birthday in a few years fi you keep this up? Is this a coupon? You can buy Dracula's by the pound now. I mean, I guess so. It's a lot cheaper than beef anyway.
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