Dracula Pushes His Luck
Dracula, you are one crazy SOB. I saw this one movie of yours where they had a sliver of light shining across your eyes. it was from way back when they just started talking on movies. You were probably like 500 years old then. Anyway when I saw it, I wondered why you didn't squint. Shouldn't the light hurt your eyes.
Now you pull a stunt like this.
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