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Absurd World News

Fetal Dental Deformity to Blame for Potential Recall of Chiclets Tooth Enhancing Gum

A recall may be in the future for Cadbury Adams Tooth Enhancing Gum. The FDA has forced the company to…

April 20, 2009
Absurd World News

Creature Racing Voted Greatest Video Game Video of All Time

By me. This is one of those videos that you just keep coming back to year after year after year.

April 19, 2009
Curious Ideas

Assholder: Start Your New Career Now!

Who says there aren’t any jobs available? You an always move to the UK and become an ass holder.

April 19, 2009
Curious Ideas

Ass Dragging Werewolf Leads Pack of Chickens

A baby Ass dragging werewolf thinks a chicken is his mother. He grows up to lead pack of chickens. A…

April 18, 2009
Absurd World News

Black Swan Love Triangle Results In Babies

Two black swans were donated to Wooleng Park, in Taiwan back in 2002. The two swans were very close and…

April 18, 2009
Art of the Folked

Pervert Breaks in House and Ruins Easter

Little Billy and Suzy came running downstairs first thing in the morning in search of their Easter baskets. Only to…

April 12, 2009
Art of the Folked

Art of the Folked: I'M Not Emo I'm Goth, Right?

I’m Not Emo, I’m Goth, Right? – By Micheloebangelo

April 11, 2009
Art of the Folked

Paris Hilton Suffers Stroke as Blanche Deveraux

April 9, 2009
Absurd World News

Grabbing Female Student’s Ass And Chest “No Big Deal”

A still single 50 year old man was sitting in the first row by the door on a bus on…

April 8, 2009
Absurd World News

12 Baby Boars Follow Owner for 13 Mile Ride

Mr. Lee has loved animals all his life and has had many pets. He started keeping wild boars a few…

April 6, 2009
Absurd World News

Incredible Hulk Madlibs for Puny Humans

Using the definitions provided, and your inner rampaging jade giant , fill out the boxes below with the correct type…

April 5, 2009
Absurd World News

“Dead Rabbit” Dr. Denys Committing Innocent Girl

A Denver woman who believed her daughter to be suffering from bi-polar disorder attempted to have her committed to St.

April 4, 2009
Art of the Folked

Art of the Folked: Cherry Cheeks Beauty &; Smiling Virgin

Cherry Cheeks Beauty - By Micheloebangelo The Smiling Virgin – By Micheloebangelo

April 2, 2009
Art of the Folked

J-Lo Pixelates Her Pants

Absolutely Disgusting!

March 29, 2009
Absurd World News

Whiny Guy Handcuffed to Ex-Wife and Beaten

Just because your crackhead ex-wife handcuffs herself to you, that doesn't give you an excuse to be a baby. Feed…

March 28, 2009
Curious Ideas

Fucking Cloaking Device

http://www.fuckingcloakingdevice.com/ I wonder if this guy got the job?

March 27, 2009
Absurd World News

5 Mistresses Compete To Keep Lover, Reduce Costs

Due to the economy and wanting to save his cost of keeping 5 mistress, an entrepreneur in China asked his…

March 26, 2009
Absurd World News

J-Lo Shits Her Pants

J-Lo has no shame for her shit stain.  Looks uncomfortable. See how she’s grabbing at those shit packed pants.  Gross.

March 25, 2009
Absurd World News

Semen Throwing Man Impregnates Victims

One night on the train home with her friends, a woman’s friends pointed out to her that she's had some…

March 25, 2009
Absurd World News

“Blood Dump” Most Offensive Term, Period

Results of a 2008 patient care survey taken at NY/ NJ/ PA hospitals have found the most offensive term Health…

March 21, 2009
Curious Ideas

How Co-Workers Shit Behind Toilet Seat

If you've ever wondered how your co-workers manage to shit on the back of the toilet at work, now you…

March 21, 2009
Absurd World News

Iphone Pervert Photographs Victims While Showering

While showering at the gym, a 35 year old man suspected there was a peeping tom in the next shower…

March 14, 2009
Absurd World News

Scientists Discover Chocolate and Vanilla are the Only Two Flavors

Children have known for decades that there is something special about the chocolate / vanilla combination. Ever increasing consumption of…

March 10, 2009
Absurd World News

911 They Got My Nuggets

This has been floating around everywhere for the past couple days.  It's another one the gf keeps telling me about…

March 10, 2009
Absurd World News

McDonalds Finally Breaks Free From I'm Lovin' It

Congratulations to McDonald's for finally doing a commercial other than that damn I'm loving it bullshit.  I'm not sure if…

March 10, 2009
Art of the Folked

Flying Werewolves Drag Ass Across the Sky

Still photos of an elusive flying ass dragging werewolf couple in the wild. This romantic couple met for the first…

March 7, 2009
Art of the Folked

Eagle Chases Ass Dragging Werewolf

He thinks that tail is a worm. Yes the end is near.  Ass draggers can fly.

March 7, 2009
Absurd World News

Obama Invites Ass Dragging Werewolves to Christen Whitehouse Lawn

March 7, 2009
Absurd World News

Paris Hilton’s Former Pet Monkey Arrested

Boston, MA—Baby Luv, former designer pet to socialite Paris Hilton was arrested earlier this month in connection with the brutal…

February 28, 2009
Absurd World News

Giantess Fetish 2009's Top Trend

All you foot freaks who come to this site all the time looking for stinky feet, we've got news for…

February 25, 2009
Absurd World News

Horrorscopes for the Week of February 22nd

ARIES--you are going to encounter the corpse of GG Allin in a Starbucks on Wednesday. He is going to hold…

February 23, 2009
Absurd World News

Werewolves: the Original UnAmerican

Werewolves have been the greatest threat to national security since the early part of the 19th century. Lincoln was at…

February 20, 2009
Absurd World News

Anybody Votes! Where Did Nicolas Cage’s Sideburns Go?

Voting data is gone :(

February 18, 2009
Absurd World News

Perfect Nails Made Easy: 8 Feet in 8 Weeks

The luxurious life of the privileged is at your fingertips and toetips in just 8 short weeks. The revolutionary new…

February 17, 2009
Absurd World News

Wet Brain: Zombie Infection Linked to Alcoholism

PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI – Research at the University of Haiti College of Medicine has uncovered strong evidence linking Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome or…

February 14, 2009
Absurd World News

Husband Flashes Wife's Clients, Threateningly Sharpens Knife

Married for almost 30 years, the husband never held a steady job and always asked his wife for money. One…

February 10, 2009
Absurd World News

Controversial 90's Artwork Found on Aboriginal Cave Wall

The discovery of cave paintings of the controversial late 90’s art icon known only as It Come in the aboriginal…

February 6, 2009
Absurd World News

Cheating Husband and Mistress Condemned by Wet Napkin

A woman who was suspicious of her husband having an affair hired a private investigator to install a GPS with…

February 4, 2009
Absurd World News

Inspirational Madlibs: Don't Sweat the Small Stuff

Using the definitions provided, and your inner spirit guide, fill out the boxes below with the correct type of word.

February 2, 2009
Absurd World News

Miracle Gum Grows New Teeth

Chiclets, the candy coated gum once widely available in the US is set to make a comeback after many years…

February 1, 2009
Absurd World News

Horrorscopes for the Week of January 25th, 2009

Aries-On Thursday you will be dreaming about a werewolf plane being made love to by a screaming plane and then …

January 26, 2009
Absurd World News

Anybody Votes! Office Horrors: Creepy Vs Werewolf

There are hundreds of horrors that greet us everyday in the office.  From sneezing babies, to prehistoric insects, you just…

January 24, 2009
Absurd World News

Werewolf Sighting: Ass Dragging Werewolf Ruins Carpet

January 15, 2009 A Greenbay Wisconsin woman returned home friday afternoon to find a creature defiling her living room carpet.

January 18, 2009
Absurd World News

Kellogg Layoff Result: Corn Pops Rebranded Gold Tooth Crunch

Due to recessionary concerns, the Kellogg Company has asked it’s Kellogg’s ® division to recycle some of their old cereal…

January 17, 2009
Absurd World News

Anybody Votes! What Greets You When You Die?

Votes are lost to the darkness

January 11, 2009
Absurd World News

Old Man Pulls Up Womans Skirt, Gets Blown - to the Head

A 22 year old woman came home late one night and her 50 year old drunk neighbor who was sitting…

January 10, 2009
Absurd World News

Werewolf Sighting: Boy Poisons Creature with Antifreeze

MEDFORD, WISCONSIN – An area boy told local authorities he was able to fend off a werewolf attack Friday night…

January 10, 2009
Absurd World News

In Theaters This Week: The Wrestler: Feel Good Movie of the Year

Check it out people! The Wrestler from Fox Searchlight Pictures opened in theaters this week. Charlize Theron has reprised her…

January 10, 2009
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