Curious IdeasAssholder: Start Your New Career Now!By EMToast StaffApril 19, 2009Who says there aren’t any jobs available? You an always move to the UK and become an ass holder.
Curious IdeasDo This Next Time Your Man Gives You Flowers and His Heart will DetonateIf a man gives you flowers, thank him, blow your nose, and tell him the flowers smell of piss. -…
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Art of the FolkedRoll Out Your Favorite HeadInspired by the song Hall of Heads by They Might Be Giants although the lyric is actually roll out that…