Apples of your cheeks should be called tomatoes of your cheeks
Apples of your cheeks should be called tomatoes of your cheeks because when you punch them they split open like over ripe tomatoes. Apples just dent in and get mushy. Tomatoes get the gash. Your cheek goes Boof! and you get a blow out.
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