"You better shut up or I'll make your eye bigger than it already is."

your world is covered in dog diarrhea

Don’t smoke no more.  You gotta get your shits together.

Pocahontis 2010 with her free Shop Rite turkey.  The 2nd Thanksgiving.  Pilgrims vs Native Americans.

Inspired by the song Hall of Heads by They Might Be Giants although the lyric is actually roll out that…