What If? EMToast Weekly News: Print Edition, 2008-2026

My Dad printed newspapers, and way back in the the mid-1980's I was a paperboy and I earned some cold hard cash delivering newspapers.  The kind filled with cold hard news. But every week I took an extra stop on my route and picked up a different newspaper, filled with cold hard truth: the Weekly World News. 

Batboy, Elvis Lives, Ed Anger, Mermen, Ask Dotti, and many more. If they still published it, I'd be buying it today! 

I could never print my own weird newspaper, but thanks to our old buddies ChatGPT and Gemini, we can imagine what EMToast would be like if it was a news stand tabloid paper. 

These covers are in that old-school tabloid style, based on EMToast content from each year. I wanted to put them all together in one post and also include a link to a PDF that can be printed out.

So here they are.

EMToa.st Weekly News PRINTABLE PDF