They Call Him Corn Hand

Artists rendering of  the unreleased final scene from Apocalypse Now where a Zombie Marlon Brando eats a unicorn who simultaneously…

A unicorn is a wonderful thing. The very best unicorns have rainbow horns and like to drive around in cars…

Your Eyes Look Like They Smell Like Corn

I know a guy who gets into a lot of fights, and nearly every story he tells about them contains…