All the Robots Are Wiping Now
All the Robots Are Wiping Now is due to be released soon in our Local Area bookstores. Please check the…
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Local Authorities Warn of Serial Slapper
LOCAL AREA, USA. Authorities in our local area are warning residents to be on alert for a serial slapper. This…
Are You My Father? 8 Ways to Turn Millennial Troubles Around
It finally happened. Another surprise from that bitch you broke up with more than 20 years ago. He shows up…
'Safety First Vigilante' Terrorizes Local Motorists
'A new danger on our local roads has been dubbed the "Safety First Vigilante" by those who've seen him. He…
GB Boy Color: The Backlit Gameboy Color Nintendo Never Produced
If you want to back into Gameboy games, don’t bother buying a used Nintendo Gameboy of any model. Those things…
Easter Egg Found in C64 Game After 30 Years
This is "Tattling with Tanya" Calumny the hallucinatory gossip columnist. Tanya is a proud Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome survivor which gives her…
Why You'll Never Succeed at 6400mg Advil Overdose
This is “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear…
Are UFOs Hiding in Front of the Sun Where We Can't See Them?
I asked 56 year old Remy who was browsing the Starwatcher scope if he thought the sun saucers were there.
Suicide Dogs Bring Release to Terminally Ill
Joellin G.H. adopted a suicide dog named Zeek from Helping Hands Suicide Dogs to help here disabled father in his…
Over 40 and Balding--You're Finished
This is “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear…
Dear Dr. Even a Zombie Has More Energy than Me
This is “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear…
Man Spends More Money on Toilet Paper Than His Electric Bill
This is “Off the Clock” with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected at…
What Does Taylor Swift Do on Saturday? Screw Your Wig on Tight to Find Out
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Scientists Were Loving... Then Everything Mutated
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
Tell Me Sincerely, Are You Living?
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
Does the Doctor Hate Vanilla? The Answer Will Make Your Bones Rattle
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:…
I'll Never Look at Brains the Same Again
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
They Asked If He Was Nunsk... Then It Got Real
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
When You Find out Where Puppies Go When They Die... You Will Chuckle
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
The Ugly Side of Becoming a Were-Cat
This is “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton.Dear Dr.
Why Fritzy McGee Is One of the Great Minds of Our Generation
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Are Chocolate and Vanilla Part of Big Ice Cream's Flavorist Agenda?
This is “Off the Clock” with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected…
This Astronauts Drinking Habits Will Inspire You
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
How Back Pain Is Killing You
Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor Fullerton: …
Mom Ignores Child to Talk on the Phone. What He Does Will Devastate Your Soul
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor…
She Looked under the Covers... And It Was Remarkable
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
How Cigarette Butt Fishing Isn't as Bad as You Think
Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor: Do…
What Time of Day Will Jesus Come Back? He's Going to Provoke You
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
The Moment When a Child Rejects His Mother's Blame
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor: My…
Leonard Nimoy Gives Powerful Directions... Here's How
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
What This Doctor Recommended to Cure Exhaustion and Bloat Is Astonishing
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor: I…
What Makes You Do the Things That You'll Regret?... You'll Be Alarmed
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Try Not to Shout When You Hear the Worst Birthday Gift Idea
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
What Mom Never Told You about Love at First Sight
Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor: I…
Cat Burglar and the Frightening Fortnight
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
He Got Bitten by an Honest Horse...Then Things Got Freaky
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
Knowledgeable Cleverness and Ignorant Imbecility Are Interesting
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
What Does Harriet Tubman's Tramp Stamp Say? You'll Be Stupefied.
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Even Racter Hates Philosophy Students Who Smoke Pot
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
She Grabbed Hot Speaker Wires...and Could Not Fathom What Would Happen Next
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor Fullerton: …
They Stabbed That Man... Then Things Got Awkward
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Where Are Snap, Crackle and Pop Now? You'll Wish You Could Forget
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor…
When You Find out Seawater Is Delicious You Will Flip Your Wig
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Boyhood -- Is It Even worth Watching?
This is "Coma to the Movies" with Leo Johnston, sleep disorder movie reviewer. Leo earned his M.A. from Chippewa University…
What Causes All My Ailments? Your Skin Will Crawl
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
What You Don't Know about How to Love Will Split Your Neurons
Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor: My…
When They Asked Who the 16th President Was...Their Brains Liquefied
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
How a 25 Year Old Video Game Changed Everything
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor: Many…