Obama Invites Ass Dragging Werewolves to Christen Whitehouse Lawn

January 15, 2009 A Greenbay Wisconsin woman returned home friday afternoon to find a creature defiling her living room carpet.

The ghost of Ronald Reagan is haunting the Whitehouse, quite literally. He first appeared to Obama while he was literally…

President Obama was taking a helicopter tour over Buckingham Palace. The vibration of the chopper combined with the Xtra-Large coffee…

Chapter one. Werewolves in love. It's the love story they told you could never be told. The story nobody wanted…