Art of the FolkedI Hope You Don't Have Too Many NightmaresBy EMToast StaffOctober 28, 2012 Instead of saying sweet dreams, I say "Good night. I hope you don't have too many nightmares." Instead of saying drive safe, she says, "Good night. Don't die driving home."
Short FictionRobot Parade v.03 HopeIn a bustling city filled with gleaming skyscrapers and bustling crowds, a robot parade was being held. The streets were…
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Art of the Folkedhelp me i am so sick i think i have wet tailWet tail is a terrible affliction that can infect your pet hamster or even cartoon mice. Beware the wet tail. …