I Drank Perfume From the Unicorn's Horn
I unscrewed it and drank the perfume from the unicorn’s horn. I was a little kid, but I knew better. That's when I learned no matter how nice they smell, unicorns are filled with poison. (Based on a true story)
Art by: Bixby
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