"Don't make me make your eye bigger than it already is"

Your Eyes Look Like They Smell Like Corn

Don’t smoke no more.  You gotta get your shits together.

I know a guy who gets into a lot of fights, and nearly every story he tells about them contains…

Pocahontis 2010 with her free Shop Rite turkey.  The 2nd Thanksgiving.  Pilgrims vs Native Americans.