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I needed clip art for my book report on the book How to Make Toast. Couldn't find it anywhere so…

The walls of my room look this way. Glowing buzzing neon toast lulls me to sleep. In the summer mosquitoes…

Your mind has been invaded by the freaky toast man. Nothing will ever be the same for you. It it…

Whe she first saw the werewolves, he was with her. They walked together across the humans. The moon was their…

These titles are so creative. I hope the werewolves at least look cool. It's pretty sad when all the best…

That's right! I said it. Moon Eyes.

It's no Howling, but maybe a Wolven. The age of Werewolves is upon us.

If these were action figures, I'd probably consider buying one.

They are searching for a cure. The cure for humanity, and it's wolf shaped.

Next Easter I am asking my mom for a marzipan Hellboy. Father Ryner says Devil is bad, but red Marzipan…

They're probably going to tear you to pieces. Don't even bother hiding. It's over pal. Two spaces after every sentence.

Chapter one. Werewolves in love. It's the love story they told you could never be told. The story nobody wanted…

Do not eat the marzipan devils. Your emotion providing service has denied authorization for evil feelings.

Your emotion providing service has reported you for cute agression towards these claymation devils. You cannot eat them up, but…

Good job toast. You turned on the tv. It's it a bit narcissistic though. Is that toast, or bread? Is…

I think that toast forgot to turn on the tv. Hey! Toast! Your TV is off! Oh he's getting it.

In another world I bet there is another version of EMToast where they have a section called Toast on TV.

Fell asleep at the beach and some kids drew on my face with chalk or something.

A black cat once told he me loves honey. When I asked "why?" he told me he wanted something babies…

This tricycle is kind of weird.

The way we're acting lately, probably a lot less. Enjoy your miserable remaining years.

Cut myself shaving again. 5 blades is just too many.