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A team of scientists and doctors have made a groundbreaking discovery, unearthing the remains of the legendary four-breasted woman. This…

Person 1: makes a low moaning sound Person 2: makes a similar low moaning sound              Person 1: moves their hand…

It was a bright and sunny day in the bustling city, and the annual robot parade was just getting underway.

In the style of Beatrix Potter?

Once upon a time, the Easter Bunny became jealous of all the attention that Santa Claus was getting during the…

Feel free to print out these colorful stickers and stick them all over your kitchen. Back in the 80's kids…

Are you feeling uninspired and looking for ways to avoid work when there's nothing to do? Here are ten funny…

In a shocking turn of events, the Santa at the old department store on the outskirts of town was arrested…

Fade in: Ext. Desert - Day We see a group of people walking through the desert. They are a diverse…

In a small town nestled in the heart of the countryside, there lived a tiny robot named Tinny. Tinny was…

In their bedroom, the pope stood facing his mistress, his face twisted with anger and sorrow. She stared back at…

It was a dark and stormy night, and the streets were empty except for the throngs of robots marching in…

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a group of robots decided to hold a parade. The…

I can't figure out why anyone would even spend the time to do this type of thing. I mean does…

The 18 year old man sat at his desk, staring out the window at the world outside. The cookie factory…

The man sat in his car, staring at the familiar house in front of him. It was his home, the…

In the dimly lit room, the pope stood facing his mistress, his face twisted with anger and frustration. She stared…

In recent years, the topic of dolphin rape has garnered a great deal of attention, with some claiming that it…

The pixel art depicted two beautiful women, standing side by side. One of them held a slice of toast up…

She's the girl with the golden tooth Shining bright, shining truth She lights up the room with her smile She's…

The cannibals had always been a fierce and savage tribe, known for their brutal and bloodthirsty ways. They lived in…

Racter was a pioneering AI program that was developed in the 1980s for use on the Amiga 500 computer. It…

As the COVID-19 pandemic raged on, the world began to crumble. The virus spread rapidly, infecting millions of people and…

The toast was a deep golden color, the color of the sun at its peak in the sky. It was…

Billy Wizard was a young boy who lived in a small village on the outskirts of a dense forest. He…

Who could possibly be this interested in toast? No human. Perhaps the toast is painting itself? Self portraits. Is toast…

I needed clip art for my book report on the book How to Make Toast. Couldn't find it anywhere so…

The walls of my room look this way. Glowing buzzing neon toast lulls me to sleep. In the summer mosquitoes…

Your mind has been invaded by the freaky toast man. Nothing will ever be the same for you. It it…

Whe she first saw the werewolves, he was with her. They walked together across the humans. The moon was their…

These titles are so creative. I hope the werewolves at least look cool. It's pretty sad when all the best…

That's right! I said it. Moon Eyes.

It's no Howling, but maybe a Wolven. The age of Werewolves is upon us.

If these were action figures, I'd probably consider buying one.

They are searching for a cure. The cure for humanity, and it's wolf shaped.