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Aunt Jamaica's Blood Strengthening Diabete-Sauce

By EMToast Staff
November 13, 2013
Aunt Jamaca

 

 

 

Now with even more sugar! Goes great on waffles, pancakes, or guzzled straight from the bottle.  Plastic shot glass included on top of every bottle for that quick energy boost.  I need that sugar for my heart!

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